when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”
Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto V with Miss Coco Peru
THE ONLY GAMING CHANNEL WE NEED.
retta found a way to make it even better
i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds
i have no regrets
neither did ron
PETITION FOR THIS PIZZA BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN FANDOM
Now, with whom shall we ship him?
tumblr user pizza of course
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Another summary of the oscars.
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Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings