laughking:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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talk dirty to me

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tyleroakley:

nickross:

Let’s Play Grand Theft Auto V with Miss Coco Peru

THE ONLY GAMING CHANNEL WE NEED.

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cateblanchetting:

retta found a way to make it even better

posted 1 month ago with 1,706 notes  © annieclarks  + reblog
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svveden:

rnints:

svveden:

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

i have no regrets

neither did ron

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pizza:

lumos5001:

animainsupport:

lumos5001:

PETITION FOR THIS PIZZA BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN FANDOM

Now, with whom shall we ship him?

tumblr user pizza of course

i approve of this

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king-hans-of-arendelle:

Another summary of the oscars.

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illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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